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La Patrona - Den Haag, Noordeinde

Noordeinde 138A, 2514 GP Den Haag

Closed now · opens Wed 17:00

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Source: the restaurant's website, read on 17 September 2026. Prices and dishes may have changed since.

Calories and carbohydrates are estimates by an AI model based on this menu, made on 17 September 2026, for a typical portion. They are not medical advice and do not replace what the kitchen can tell you. "Diabetes-friendly" means: modest carbohydrates for the course, little sugar and no fast-absorbing base such as fries, white bread or white rice.

BOTANAS – TO SHARE
GUACAMOLEvegan
12.00
Guacamole with Nachos — Served with nachos
estimate≈ 650 kcal55 g carbs
NACHOS DE LA CASA
15.00
Nachos topped with minced spicy beef, beans, cheddar, pico de gallo, guacamole, and jalapeños.
estimate≈ 1100 kcal85 g carbs
NACHOS DE LA CASA
16.00
Nachos topped with minced spicy beef, beans, cheddar, pico de gallo, guacamole, and jalapeños.
estimate≈ 1100 kcal85 g carbs
AGUACHILE TOSTADASpescatarian
17.00
Shrimp aguachile, with lime, chili & salsas.
estimate≈ 450 kcal35 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 69
TARTAR TOSTADASpescatarian
17.00
Tuna Tartar Tostadas — Fresh tuna tartar, with mango, jalapeño & cilantro.
estimate≈ 480 kcal32 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 69
ELOTE ASADOvegetarian
10.00
Grilled corn with mayonnaise, cheese & chili.
estimate≈ 320 kcal28 g carbs
ALITAS A LA VALENTINA
15.00
Valentina Chicken Wings — Chicken wings in spicy mexican Valentina sauce.
estimate≈ 600 kcal12 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 67
CLÁSICOS PATRONA
ENMOLADAS MORENITAS
23.00
Corn tortillas topped with rich Oaxacan mole, onion, crema, chicken.
estimate≈ 850 kcal65 g carbsbalanced 66
ENMOLADAS MORENITAS
24.00
Corn tortillas topped with rich Oaxacan mole, onion, crema, chicken.
estimate≈ 850 kcal65 g carbsbalanced 66
ENCHILADAS SAN PATRICIO
22.00
Corn tortillas filled with tender chicken topped with lettuce, crema, and smothered in rich green salsa.
estimate≈ 750 kcal55 g carbsbalanced 78
ENCHILADAS SAN PATRICIO
23.00
Corn tortillas filled with tender chicken topped with lettuce, crema, and smothered in rich green salsa.
estimate≈ 750 kcal55 g carbsbalanced 78
ENSALADA DEL CHEFvegetarian
19.00
Chef's Salad — Our fresh salad includes lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, onion, avocado, crema, salsa verde, queso fresco, jalapeño.
estimate≈ 550 kcal22 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 79
ENSALADA DEL CHEFvegetarian
17.00
Chef's Salad — Our fresh salad includes lettuce, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, onion, avocado, crema, salsa verde, queso fresco, jalapeño.
estimate≈ 550 kcal22 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 79
TACOS
TACOS DE BIRRIA - beef tacos with broth
16.00
Birria Tacos — Two beef tacos cooked with guajillo and ancho chiles, served with broth and salsa macha on the side.
estimate≈ 650 kcal35 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 73
TACOS AL PASTOR - pork tacos
15.00
Tacos al Pastor — Two tacos with marinated pork and pineapple, with salsas on the side. Optional: wheat tortilla (quesadilla)
estimate≈ 600 kcal38 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 73
TACOS DE COCHINITA PIBIL - pork tacos
15.00
Cochinita Pibil Tacos — Two achiote-marinated pork tacos with sliced red onion and salsas on the side.
estimate≈ 580 kcal32 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 73
TACOS DE CAMARÓNpescatarian
15.00
Shrimp Tacos — Breaded shrimp, jalapeño, avocado, jalapeño salsa and pico de gallo.
estimate≈ 620 kcal45 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 69
QUESABIRRIA
18.00
Grilled wheat tortilla with cheese & birria.
estimate≈ 750 kcal40 g carbs
POSTRES
FRUTA TROPICAL - tajín, lechera or naturalvegan
8.00
Tropical Fruit — Fresh fruit with your favorite topping.
estimate≈ 250 kcal35 g carbs
PASTEL TRES LECHES - sponge cake
9.00
Tres Leches Cake — Soft sponge cake soaked in three kinds of milk, topped with sweet apricots.
estimate≈ 550 kcal60 g carbsheavy 33
PATRONA TROPICAL SORBETvegetarian
9.00
Tropical Sorbet — Creamy ice cream mango-avocado with a tequila twist.
estimate≈ 280 kcal32 g carbs
DOMINGO FAMILIAR SPECIAL
CHILAQUILES DE POLLO CON SALSA ROJA O VERDE
18.00
Chicken Chilaquiles — Crispy tortillas in your choice of red or green salsa, topped with chicken or beef, fried eggs, avocado & crema. SUNDAY LUNCH ONLY!
estimate≈ 850 kcal65 g carbsbalanced 66

Is this menu still right?

56veggie
scoreestimate

Mexican snacks and desserts

How well a vegetarian eats here, read from the menu. Not a review score.

You can order guacamole, elote asado and the ensalada del chef. There are no vegetarian main courses. The table can order meat dishes like tacos de birria.

6 vegetarian and 2 vegan dishes out of 22

66dia
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Mexican dishes with fewer carbs

How well someone with diabetes eats here, from the menu and estimated carbohydrates. Not medical advice.

This menu offers several protein-rich options. The Alitas a la Valentina contain about 12 g of carbohydrates.

9 diabetes-friendly · 22 dishes

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Address
Noordeinde 138A, 2514 GP Den Haag
Hours
Mon—
Tue—
Wed17:00–22:00
Thu17:00–22:00
Fri17:00–22:00
Sat17:00–22:00
Sun13:00–22:00
Closing times not specified in text; intervals provided as open only
Contact
+31617439798 reserva@lapatrona.nl
Sources
Overture Maps Places (CDLA-Permissive 2.0), lapatrona.nl/
Record
completeness 83 %, confidence 85 %

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