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The Joker & the Thief

Elm Row 71, EH7 4AQ Edinburgh

Closed now · opens 15:00

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Menu

Source: the restaurant's website, read on 12 September 2026. Prices and dishes may have changed since.

Calories and carbohydrates are estimates by an AI model based on this menu, made on 12 September 2026, for a typical portion. They are not medical advice and do not replace what the kitchen can tell you. "Diabetes-friendly" means: modest carbohydrates for the course, little sugar and no fast-absorbing base such as fries, white bread or white rice.

Pizza
Margherita (V)vegetarian
12.95
Margherita Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella
estimate≈ 850 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 69
Margherita Speciale (V)vegetarian
14.95
Margherita Speciale Pizza — Tomato, Baby Mozzarella, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
estimate≈ 900 kcal108 g carbsbalanced 71
Prosciutto
15.25
Prosciutto Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto
estimate≈ 950 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 65
Pepperoni
15.25
Pepperoni Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Pepperoni
estimate≈ 1000 kcal105 g carbs
Calabrese (🌶️)
17.45
Calabrese Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Marscapone, Spicy Sausage, Nduja, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
estimate≈ 1100 kcal108 g carbs
Napoli
16.95
Napoli Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Anchovies, Capers, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
estimate≈ 920 kcal108 g carbsbalanced 70
Toscana
17.45
Toscana Pizza — Bechamel, Mozzarella, Fennel Salami, Spinach, Ricotta, Pecorino, Garlic
estimate≈ 1150 kcal102 g carbs
Funghi (V)vegetarian
16.95
Funghi Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Mushroom, Wild Mushroom, Garlic, Truffle Oil, Parsley
estimate≈ 950 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 69
Milano
17.45
Milano Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Fennel Salami, Pepperoni, Garlic, Parsley
estimate≈ 1050 kcal105 g carbs
Origano (V)vegetarian
17.25
Origano Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Onion, Mushroom, Red Pepper, Black Olives, Santos Tomatoes, Garlic, Parsley
estimate≈ 980 kcal115 g carbsbalanced 65
Verdure – Bianca (V)vegetarian
17.25
Verdure Bianca Pizza — Bechamel, Mozzarella, Pecorino, Rosemary & Garlic Slow Roast Vegetables (Red Onion, Aubergine, Courgette, Mixed Peppers), Santos Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, Balsamic Glaze
estimate≈ 1100 kcal110 g carbs
Pompei (🌶️)
17.25
Pompei Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Spicy Sausage, Chilli Flakes, Garlic, Rocket
estimate≈ 1050 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 65
The Fiery Prawn One (🌶️)
17.65
Fiery Prawn Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Prawns, Garlic, Nduja, Red Onion, Red Pepper, Parsley, Lemon Wedge
estimate≈ 1020 kcal108 g carbsbalanced 66
Estiva (V*)vegetarian
17.45
Estiva Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Garlic, Basil, Rocket, Santos Tomatoes, Baby Mozzarella, Pesto (*Parma Ham Optional)
estimate≈ 980 kcal108 g carbsbalanced 68
Valtellina
17.65
Valtellina Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Bresaola, Rocket, Sun-blushed Tomatoes, Green Olives, Shaved Grana Padano, Extra Virgin Olive Oil
estimate≈ 950 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 69
Spinacio (V)vegetarian
17.15
Spinacio Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Spinach, Gorgonzola, Egg, Garlic, Grana Padano
estimate≈ 1000 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 67
Capricciosa
17.15
Capricciosa Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto, Mushroom, Artichokes, Garlic, Capers, Anchovies, Parsley
estimate≈ 980 kcal108 g carbsbalanced 68
Vesuvio (🌶️)
17.65
Vesuvio Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Pepperoni, Nduja, Onion, Jalapenos, Chillies, Garlic, Grana Padano, Parsley
estimate≈ 1100 kcal108 g carbs
Caprino
17.15
Caprino Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Goat’s Cheese, Chicken, Mixed Peppers, Garlic, Parsley
estimate≈ 1000 kcal105 g carbsbalanced 67
Polpette Piccanti (🌶️)
17.65
Polpette Piccanti Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Meatballs, Nduja, Garlic, Green Chilli, Santos Tomatoes, Rocket, Shaved Grana Padano
estimate≈ 1100 kcal108 g carbs
Quattro Formaggi (V)vegetarian
15.75
Quattro Formaggi Pizza — Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Pecorino, Grana Padano
estimate≈ 1100 kcal95 g carbs

Is this menu still right?

86veggie
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Many vegetarian pizza options

How well a vegetarian eats here, read from the menu. Not a review score.

You can choose pizzas like the Funghi, Origano or Quattro Formaggi. All vegetarian options contain cheese.

8 vegetarian and 0 vegan dishes out of 21

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Only pizza on the menu

How well someone with diabetes eats here, from the menu and estimated carbohydrates. Not medical advice.

This menu consists exclusively of high-carbohydrate pizzas. There are no low-carb alternatives available.

0 diabetes-friendly · 21 dishes

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Address
Elm Row 71, EH7 4AQ Edinburgh
Hours
Mon15:00–00:00
Tue15:00–00:00
Wed15:00–00:00
Thu15:00–00:00
Fri13:00–01:00
Sat13:00–01:00
Sun15:00–00:00
Contact
+441315563274
Sources
Overture Maps Places (CDLA-Permissive 2.0), jokerandthief.co.uk/
Record
completeness 83 %, confidence 80 %

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