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Die Fette Kuh

Bonner Str. 43, 50677 Köln

Open now · until 21:00

burger joint€€€€
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Source: the restaurant's website, read on 13 September 2026. Prices and dishes may have changed since.

Calories and carbohydrates are estimates by an AI model based on this menu, made on 13 September 2026, for a typical portion. They are not medical advice and do not replace what the kitchen can tell you. "Diabetes-friendly" means: modest carbohydrates for the course, little sugar and no fast-absorbing base such as fries, white bread or white rice.

Burger
120g/200g Hamburger
11.50
with tomato, red onion rings, lettuce, pickle & the "Fat Cow" sauce
estimate≈ 780 kcal45 g carbs
120g/200g Cheeseburger
12.00
with cheese of choice, tomato, red onion rings, lettuce, pickle & the "Fat Cow" sauce
estimate≈ 860 kcal46 g carbs
120g/200g BBQ Bacon Cheese Burger
14.20
with homemade BBQ sauce, caramelized onions, cheddar and bacon
estimate≈ 920 kcal52 g carbs
120g/200g Chili Burger
13.50
with tomato, lettuce, red onion rings, jalapeños, chipotle chili mayo, bacon and cheddar
estimate≈ 890 kcal48 g carbs
120g/200g Chili Cheese Burger
14.10
with jalapeños, chili con carne, double cheddar, red onion rings and chili ketchup
estimate≈ 950 kcal55 g carbs
120g/200g Teriyaki Burger
13.30
with avocado, teriyaki sauce, lettuce, tomato and sesame mayo
estimate≈ 840 kcal48 g carbs
400g Mörder Börger
19.90
with 400g beef, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, double cheddar, chili ketchup and Dijon mustard
estimate≈ 1450 kcal55 g carbsheavy 37
Veganer WTV?! Burger ♾️vegan
14.70
with chickpea and spelt patty, beetroot mayonnaise, beetroot, caramelized onions and sesame cashew
estimate≈ 720 kcal65 g carbsbalanced 74
Kids Burger
7.70
Kinder Burger — with beef and ketchup - for kids only!
estimate≈ 550 kcal35 g carbs
BURGER OF THE WEEK
BURGER DER WOCHE — with sautéed chanterelles, red onions, parsley, Gruyére, thyme & homemade dijonnaise
estimate≈ 880 kcal45 g carbs
Sides
Fries
6.20
Fritten
estimate≈ 420 kcal48 g carbs
Fries + 2 sauces
6.20
Fritten + 2 Saucen
estimate≈ 520 kcal50 g carbsheavy 44
Garlic Fries
6.90
Knoblauchfritten — with roasted garlic and fresh parsley + 2 sauces
estimate≈ 500 kcal48 g carbs
Bacon Jam Fries
11.50
Bacon Jam Fritten — baked with bacon jam and cheddar + chili mayo
estimate≈ 750 kcal52 g carbsheavy 43
Chili Cheese Fries
9.90
Chili Cheese Fritten — baked with chili beef and cheddar + sour cream
estimate≈ 780 kcal55 g carbsheavy 42
Cheese Fries Veggievegetarian
8.60
Cheese Fritten Veggie — baked with cheddar + sour cream
estimate≈ 620 kcal48 g carbsheavy 40
Flammes Frites
9.90
Crispy flammkuchen chips with bacon jam + sour cream
estimate≈ 680 kcal45 g carbsheavy 42
Salad
Coleslaw
5.80
with homemade mayo dressing
estimate≈ 280 kcal12 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 66
Mixed Saladvegetarian
7.50
Bunter Salat — with cherry tomatoes, roasted seeds and parmesan, with dressing of your choice
estimate≈ 320 kcal15 g carbsdiabetes-friendlybalanced 69
Caesar Salad
8.70
Caesar Salat — romaine lettuce with bacon bits and cherry tomatoes, parmesan-anchovy dressing and roasted garlic bun
estimate≈ 550 kcal28 g carbs
Sauces
Fat Cow Sauce
1.50
estimate≈ 80 kcal4 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
BBQ Sauce
1.50
BBQ - Sauce
estimate≈ 60 kcal12 g carbs
Hot Sauce
1.50
estimate≈ 15 kcal3 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Mayo
1.50
estimate≈ 90 kcal1 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Chili Chipotle Mayo
1.50
estimate≈ 95 kcal3 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Curry Mayo
1.50
estimate≈ 95 kcal4 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Aioli
1.50
estimate≈ 90 kcal2 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Chili Ketchup
1.50
estimate≈ 60 kcal12 g carbs
Heinz Ketchup
1.50
estimate≈ 60 kcal12 g carbs
Dijon Mustard
1.50
Dijon Senf
estimate≈ 15 kcal2 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Truffle Mayo
2.00
Trülffel Mayo
estimate≈ 90 kcal2 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
Sour Cream
1.70
estimate≈ 60 kcal3 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
vegan beetroot mayovegan
1.50
vegane Rote Bete Mayo
estimate≈ 90 kcal3 g carbsdiabetes-friendly
vegan basil mayovegan
1.50
vegane Basilikum Mayo
estimate≈ 90 kcal3 g carbsdiabetes-friendly

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60veggie
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American burgers with vegetarian options

How well a vegetarian eats here, read from the menu. Not a review score.

You can order the Veganer WTV?! Burger here. Cheese Fritten Veggie and Bunter Salat are also available. The rest of the menu consists of meat burgers.

5 vegetarian and 3 vegan dishes out of 34

41dia
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Burgers with low-carb sides

How well someone with diabetes eats here, from the menu and estimated carbohydrates. Not medical advice.

All burgers come with high-carb buns. The salads are better options for blood sugar management.

13 diabetes-friendly · 34 dishes

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Address
Bonner Str. 43, 50677 Köln
Hours
Mon17:00–21:00
Tueclosed
Wed12:00–21:00
Thu12:00–21:00
Fri12:00–22:00
Sat12:00–22:00
Sun12:00–21:00
Contact
+4922137627775
Sources
Overture Maps Places (CDLA-Permissive 2.0), diefettekuh.de/
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